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Everyone needs an advocate, especially oppressed groups like—well--chickens. Fortunately, Pamela Anderson has come to the rescue of the feathered minority.
Pamela is leading the charge to remove a bust of KFC founder Colonel Harland Sanders from the Kentucky state Capitol. According to the Associated Press, the actress called the Kentucky native's likeness "a monument to cruelty" to chickens in a statement issued by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. The Governor’s office responded by saying "Colonel Sanders was one of Kentucky's most distinguished citizens, a great entrepreneur and a fine charitable man of faith, and he certainly has a place in Kentucky history. We believe he warrants appropriate recognition as such." Marketing Blurb calls this a win/win/win Public Relations bonanza. First, Pamela’s appeal draws attention to the well-meaning PETA organization. Next, Pamela draws attention to KFC (who will sell more chicken no matter what happens next.) And finally, Pamela draws attention to herself! Isn’t PR wonderful? But wait--where is the photo of Pamela—not on Marketing Blurb--we're for the chickens.