Marketing and all things related

When Marketing Blurb was younger and trendier than we are now, we used to drink martinis. Not on a regular basis, mind you and our preferred venue was a quiet hotel dining room while dining alone. We always knew what was in our martini--it was olives, or onions, but never a beautiful woman in heels. If we were a creative director, we might think it would be a clever idea to stuff women inside martini glasses to promote a Vodka brand. And if we were an art director, we would have great fun with the assignment. But if we were an Account Executive, or more importantly the client, we would say, “you’re kidding—right?” So, please don’t stuff women inside martini glasses, even with Photoshop. Her ankles hurt, and she is secretly pissed.