Marketing and all things related

You might be wondering how to keep the flame in your umpteen year old marriage. Or maybe you need to score big on your first date. Either way, Marketing Blurb just discovered the solution, called Eco Lips Energy. Eco Lips Energy is an all-natureal limp balm infused with caffeine, green tea extract and Vitamin B12. (To be honest, we don’t know if we should eat this, or just apply it to our lips.) But in any case, according to the manufacturer, “Eco Lips transfers the nutrients into the body through the lips and mouth, resulting in a quicker surge of energy. The product is flavored with exciteMINT, a new balm containing organic jojoba oil, essential oils and organic beeswax.”  Actually, we are going to trying brushing our teeth with this tomorrow morning, and using it for deodorant as well. We’ll let you know how it goes.