Marketing Blurb does not own a firearm. We believe our two killer attack dogs are
sufficient protection from occasional burglars. For more dangerous situations, say an
invasion by a foreign army, we are not worried either, because our neighbor is armed to the teeth with
automatic weapons and able to defend the entire street. But gun marketers don’t want us anyway—they want women. According to the
Associated Press, the female market for firearms is about $ 285 million this year. Gun manufacturers are tweaking products accordingly with smaller shotguns, and flashier handguns. Like their male counterparts, women are interested in both self-defense and hunting. Oh, and keep you militia out of our neighborhood is you know what is good for you.
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